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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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