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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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