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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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