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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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