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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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