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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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