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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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