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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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