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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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