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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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