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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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