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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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