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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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