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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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