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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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