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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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