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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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