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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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