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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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