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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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