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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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