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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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