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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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