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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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