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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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