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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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