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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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