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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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