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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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