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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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