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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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