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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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