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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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