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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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