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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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