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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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