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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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