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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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