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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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