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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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