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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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