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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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