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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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