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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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