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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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