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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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