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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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