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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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