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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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