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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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