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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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