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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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