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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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