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Pet death
My
aunt
Trudy
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Luna
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
a turkey 🦃
a bear 🐻
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
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