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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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