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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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