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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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