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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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