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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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