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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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