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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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