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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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